The New York Times - who has recently discovered that people use their phones to make plans and hang out – is flabbergasted that the Superbowl ads are not speaking for your generation. They counted and they saw:
Do you read every animal adoption website and feel like they say the same things about every animal? I do. They always generally say that the animals are very loving and cuddly and would great with kids. Except for Sugar Plum. Sugar Plum is a surly asshole who wants nothing to do with you.
I am deeply in love with him.
There’s a problem in the world that needs fixing: Kim, Kanye, Khloe and — wait, there’s another K that’s famous right? Oh, yeah, Kimye’s fetus — are all more famous than Kris Jenner. More
Well, the odds of dying in childbirth are reassuringly low if you are not pregnant, so that may be something to keep in mind if you are not currently pregnant. However, if you are a Downton Abbey fan – SPOILERS AHEAD – More
Ashley Dupre, the high class call girl who brought down Eliot Spitzer‘s political career turned New York Post columnist, just had a baby with her fiance TJ Earle. The baby’s name is Izabel. The baby is adorable. Ashley looks happy, and I am happy too. More
The first picture of Season 6 Mad Men is out on AMC. We have to make predictions immediately now. I have decided to make only extremely accurate predictions, because I will derive great pleasure in being right. More
Animals are people, too!
No, they’re not, not really. But I remember a scene in this terrible Greg Kinnear movie called Dear God where the characters say that the ability to care about people other than ourselves, even different from ourselves, is what separates man from beast. Wrong! Incorrect, Greg Kinnear movie! A pack of whales has accepted a deformed dolphin into their midst and now he is a part of their whale family. More
I don’t ask for much, but I would like to go to a place where ponies wear sweaters, and is everything is beautiful and cozy. It’s stupid cold here, and no one is getting me a sweater. Maybe I just want a wooly sweater. Maybe I just wish I were as adorable as a much loved pony. I don’t know. But the answer to everything is “go to Scotland, cold American, everything is adorable there.” On that note, the Visit Scotland Facebook page is now showcasing these ponies: More
Look, if you are smuggling drugs anywhere in the region of your ladyparts, it is probably best not to send cheerful texts about it in general, and especially not say that you’ve got them in your coochie. More
Oh, god, you know how everyone speculates about the real father of Jodie Foster’s kids? His identity is something she says she’ll reveal to her two sons when they are 21, but not before. This is the kind of thing people says they will do in movies, and then they die in a car crash the day before the child’s 21st birthday and the child has go on a voyage where they discover not only the identity of their father, but also, themselves.
So, yeah, it’s probably Mel Gibson. More
This is what happens when you give a homophobe a pen and paper: “P.S. my daughter also was gay. It destroy her life and my grandson.” More
“My mom asked me to get something from her drawer and as I moved away her socks, I saw all these naked photos of her in a bathtub,” said my friend Ayanna the other night. More
I think it’s fun. I think Amber Rose’s outfit is good fun. More