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Jennifer Aniston has a new movie coming out this August called We’re The Millers–the trailer just arrived online and we’re finally getting proof that she does indeed play a stripper. While Jennifer Aniston as a stripper seems like a pretty unlikely casting choice (given that for most of her career she’s played the ultimate nice, wholesomely funny lady next door), she is preternaturally toned.
And wearing a hilarious wig! More
Look, we all know that Disney princess movies may not be the most realistic films. But some are realer than others. Just to keep your romantic notions in check, let’s break down each classic Disney princess movie from least to most realistic. More
Weird gender discrimination thing you probably never noticed or knew about! Men get 70% of speaking roles on film. Women get only 28.4%. The other 1.6% go to iguanas and monkeys. More
Lucy Liu seems to think people see her only as “the emotionless Asian girl.” More
Why did Disney deem it necessary to de-frizz her hair, nip in her waist and embiggen her breasts? More
Well, I’ve been anticipating The Great Gatsby for a really long time, and I guess that did not work out for me. Not even a little bit. So what historical epic do I have to look forward to, now? The Butler. The story traces the life of Eugene Allen (Forest Whitaker) who was butler at the White House for 40 years (through 8 presidents). Oprah plays his wife. And, as Jezebel points out, she slaps someone! Look! More
Look, when I went into a screening of The Great Gatsby at The Ziegfeld yesterday, I wanted to like Gatsby more than anyone. I’ve been tweeting the novel in its entirety every night for the last three years. And I am sure I would have loved it, if the Jay Gatsby Baz Luhrmann created and Leonardo DiCaprio portrayed was not such an absolutely relentless jerk. More
When he’s not hating things or judging whore contests, Karl Lagerfeld does things. Many things, in fact! Being the creative director of Chanel likely gives one numerous things to do. One of those things may include directing a short film about said fashion house’s founder, Gabrielle “Coco” Chanel. As we reported earlier, the project will star Keira Knightley as Coco Chanel. Judging by the new preview of “Once Upon A Time…,” this was an excellent choice. More
More clips are out from The Great Gatsby, which indicate it will probably be the worst date movie ever! That’s true in spite of the fact that it keeps being billed as the biggest romance in the history of the world. We’ve already decided that your wedding is never going to compare to it, but let’s look at this new picture where Leonardo DiCaprio, as Gatsby, tricks out a room with flowers, macarons, and an extremely dopey looking Tobey Maguire. More
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It has come to my attention that another rich, famous celebrity has taken to crowdsourcing site Kickstarter to beg for money. This time, indie auteur Zach Braff is asking for $2 million to fund a companion film to Garden State, a totally underground, … More
Thefts!
Teenagers!
Emma Watson‘s California accent, oh my! More
I have probably never had any affection for Reese Witherspoon until hearing about this drunk driving incident she was involved in. And now I have approximately seven million tons of affection for her. Look. It should go without saying that her husband, Jim Toth‘s drunken driving is absolutely unacceptable. While Reese didn’t stop him from getting behind the wheel–she’s also not the one responsible for it. Because she was too busy being awesome. More
Look, we all know Disney movies lie. We know that they give you really unrealistic expectations about how relationships work (namely, that you don’t really have to speak through the early stages of them) and that the only happy ending is a marriage. However, Emily Hart tackles some of the other less obvious false notions Disney movies give you in this video: More
Well, Brooks Brothers is launching a line of menswear that will supposedly make you look like Jay Gatsby. Let’s talk about our feelings and then play a really fun game. More
