Topic: Movies

Cumberbitch Checklist: What You Need To Prepare For The Sherlock Premiere

Cumberbitch Checklist: What You Need To Prepare For The Sherlock Premiere

This is it, my fellow Cumberbitches. We’re in the final stretch of days before season three of Sherlock airs in the United States and I could not be closer to the edge. of my. seat. The United Kingdom has already had access to all that Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman goodness for like THREE WEEKS, so it’s been a daily struggle since then to keep my brain focused and my fingers from tapping away on the keyboard looking for a way to cheat and watch it. More »

Christmas Recut: What If The Santa Clause: Was A Heart Stopping Thriller?

Christmas Recut: What If The Santa Clause: Was A Heart Stopping Thriller?

It’s that magical time of year when we all gather together with our friends and family and rewatch the Christmas movies that we’ve all seen fourteen thousand times. Snuggled under a blanket, with a mug of hot cocoa in our hands, it certainly does feels like the most wonderful time of year. Why just thinking about it puts a twinkle in my eye and an elf on my shelf. And your shelf. And her shelf. Everyone’s getting an elf on their shelf this year! More »

Christmas Recut: What If The Santa Clause: Was A Heart Stopping Thriller?

Christmas Recut: What If The Santa Clause: Was A Heart Stopping Thriller?

It’s that magical time of year when we all gather together with our friends and family and rewatch the Christmas movies that we’ve all seen fourteen thousand times. Snuggled under a blanket, with a mug of hot cocoa in our hands, it certainly does feels like the most wonderful time of year. Why just thinking about it puts a twinkle in my eye and an elf on my shelf. And your shelf. And her shelf. Everyone’s getting an elf on their shelf this year! More »

Cruel Intentions Is The Most Messed Up Teen Movie Ever Made

Cruel Intentions Is The Most Messed Up Teen Movie Ever Made

For every sleepover I went to in middle school, I think I watched Cruel Intentions twice. While that ratio sounds absurd now, it felt so incredibly normal at the time.After all, why wouldn’t we watch the greatest romantic thriller ever made on repeat? But now, looking back, I can’t help but wonder what in holy hell we were thinking. It’s not a great movie, it’s not even in the neighborhood of good. Unless, of course, you judge your movies worth by the potential for incestual sex scenes. And if that’s case, please leave this site and never look back. If that’s not the case and if you’re currently sitting around wondering why you too used to obsess over this horrible movie, then join me as we discuss it in depth. More »