Topic: Accessories

Why We Should Bring Back Hats (And Not Just At The Kentucky Derby)

Why We Should Bring Back Hats (And Not Just At The Kentucky Derby)

Do you want to look mysterious? That’s a hat for that. Do you want to look friendly, and approachable? There’s a hat for that. Do you want to look like your are ready to to spur your horse on at the Kentucky Derby. There’s a hat for that. Honestly, there’s a hat for everything except looking like you belong in the 21st certury, but that is your fault. You took that away from yourselves. More »

Forever 21 Is Selling Confederate Bandannas

Forever 21 Is Selling Confederate Bandannas

Look, I understand what you might think people think when they see you wearing a confederate bandanna from Forever 21. Namely, you might think that people will assume:

  • You’re proud of your Southern heritage
  • You love mint juleps, because you’re from the South, and because they’re delicious
  • You like patterns
  • Any kind of patterns. You just love patterns and bold primary colors
  • You are a history buff
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The Daily Mail Is Absolutely Shocked That Victoria’s Secret Is Sexy

The Daily Mail Is Absolutely Shocked That Victoria's Secret Is Sexy

Look, when I think about Victoria’s Secret, I generally think about leopard corsetry. Want to know a secret? A personal kind, though somewhat related to Victoria? I shopped there when I was about 16. I basically thought “leopard skin on everything” was the definition of sexy. I grew out of that. But The Daily Mail is shocked – absolutely shocked! – first, that Victoria’s Secret is sexy, and second that teens are shopping there. More »

What Kind Of Angel Are You?

What Kind Of Angel Are You?

For what feels like years now I have been seeing the Victoria’s Secret “What kind of angel are you?” advertisement and thinking, “The good kind? I hope?” I think you’re supposed to exclaim “The sexy kind! A sex angel!”

But guys, look. There are a lot of different  kinds of angels the Victoria’s secret people could be referring to. Namely… More »