Topic: Accessories

Be Horrified By These Zombie Tights

Be Horrified By These Zombie Tights

Did you watch World War Z and think, “why won’t they let those really cool, dexterous people over that wall? First – you seem like an interesting person to go to movies with, and you’ve found a way to make horror movies a lot less scary. Do you watch Jaws and think, “I should live among sharks and learn their ways?” Tell me more! And, second, these are probably a pair of tights you’d really enjoy. More »

The Many Magnificent Hats Of The 2013 Royal Ascot

The Many Magnificent Hats Of The 2013 Royal Ascot

The Royal Ascot is a prestigious hat fashion show that takes place each year in the charming town of Zanydanyshire, England. Only the most eccentric of millionaires are invited to participate, and lords and ladies are known to spend all year painstakingly hot-gluing their hats from scratch. Whoever manages to stick the most flair on her head wins the dubious honor of giving the Queen a noogie, so you can bet they work long and hard to make sure their headgear is as passionately expressive of repressed emotions as possible. There was an especially strong showing this year; here are 25 of the most impressive. More »

We Now Know What Underwear Kate Middleton Is Wearing

We Now Know What Underwear Kate Middleton Is Wearing

Have you been sitting around thinking to yourself “Kate Middleton sure is handling this pregnancy well?” Maybe. Have you been thinking, “She is certainly wearing some stylish maternity wear, that Kate Middleton?” I bet you have. Have you been thinking “I want to see Kate Middleton’s underwear?” No, probably not, but we’re going to share it with you anyway. More »

A Man Just Sold His Wife’s $23,000 Ring For $10

A Man Just Sold His Wife's $23,000 Ring For $10

We’ve been reading a lot about people selling normal seeming items for a comical amount of money. That’s because people are idiots. However, sometimes also give away items of actual value for almost no money whatsoever. That is also because they are idiots. Or, honestly, just normal people, who misplaced things, and actually not nearly as idiotic as the people who’ll pay $68,000 for a jacket. More »

Absurdly Expensive Items Of Clothing I Will Be Making And Selling

Absurdly Expensive Items Of Clothing I Will Be Making And Selling

In the past few days, we’ve seen some absurdly expensive items of clothing. Like a $68,000 jacket that was made out of wool. And… had lapels. And shoes made out of gold, because people love walking around in things that are really heavy. Up until this point, I thought I would have to work hard, like Pierpont Morgan, to amass a fortune, but actually, all I have to do it make one single item of clothing and sell it. These are some ideas. You can let me know which one you would like to buy. More »