Topic: Accessories

The Many Magnificent Hats Of The 2013 Royal Ascot

The Many Magnificent Hats Of The 2013 Royal Ascot

The Royal Ascot is a prestigious hat fashion show that takes place each year in the charming town of Zanydanyshire, England. Only the most eccentric of millionaires are invited to participate, and lords and ladies are known to spend all year painstakingly hot-gluing their hats from scratch. Whoever manages to stick the most flair on her head wins the dubious honor of giving the Queen a noogie, so you can bet they work long and hard to make sure their headgear is as passionately expressive of repressed emotions as possible. There was an especially strong showing this year; here are 25 of the most impressive. More »

We Now Know What Underwear Kate Middleton Is Wearing

We Now Know What Underwear Kate Middleton Is Wearing

Have you been sitting around thinking to yourself “Kate Middleton sure is handling this pregnancy well?” Maybe. Have you been thinking, “She is certainly wearing some stylish maternity wear, that Kate Middleton?” I bet you have. Have you been thinking “I want to see Kate Middleton’s underwear?” No, probably not, but we’re going to share it with you anyway. More »

A Man Just Sold His Wife’s $23,000 Ring For $10

A Man Just Sold His Wife's $23,000 Ring For $10

We’ve been reading a lot about people selling normal seeming items for a comical amount of money. That’s because people are idiots. However, sometimes also give away items of actual value for almost no money whatsoever. That is also because they are idiots. Or, honestly, just normal people, who misplaced things, and actually not nearly as idiotic as the people who’ll pay $68,000 for a jacket. More »

Absurdly Expensive Items Of Clothing I Will Be Making And Selling

Absurdly Expensive Items Of Clothing I Will Be Making And Selling

In the past few days, we’ve seen some absurdly expensive items of clothing. Like a $68,000 jacket that was made out of wool. And… had lapels. And shoes made out of gold, because people love walking around in things that are really heavy. Up until this point, I thought I would have to work hard, like Pierpont Morgan, to amass a fortune, but actually, all I have to do it make one single item of clothing and sell it. These are some ideas. You can let me know which one you would like to buy. More »

I Want These Revé By René Chu Cat Ear Sunglasses So Badly And You Do, Too

I Want These Revé By René Chu Cat Ear Sunglasses So Badly And You Do, Too

Cats are one of the most wonderfully popular things in this peculiar subsection of the universe we call “fashion.” For goodness’ sake, even Karl Lagerfeld, the grumpiest man in the world, believes that cats deserve a special place in our hearts and on our magazines. Designer René Chu seems to agree, as she has debuted cat ear sunglasses for Revé that I am now completely obsessed with. More »

Please Do Not Spend $6,000 On This Rococo Dessous Bra

Please Do Not Spend $6,000 On This Rococo Dessous Bra

For the love of God, think about what you could do with $6,000. You could pay your rent for months. You could put a downpayment on a vehicle. Or, if you’re a frivolous clotheshorse (and this is where I’d go with it) you could buy the kind of coat, or bag, or watch that you will keep forever and ultimately pass on to your children. Or you could just buy a bra that looks like it came from H.M. and is going to be removed shortly after anyone sees it. Whichever. More »

How To DIY Chameleon Scarf (& Other Accessories) That Automatically Match Any Outfit

How To DIY Chameleon Scarf (& Other Accessories) That Automatically Match Any Outfit

Despite having numerous incredibly crafty quilters and artists in my family, I am still apprehensive about trying anything new DIY-wise. I dabble in stamping and sewing and occasionally draw cats on my business cards for random people at bars, but that’s about it. However, this super cool LED-lit scarf that changes color when you move caught my eye because it’s not only awesome — it’s totally attainable to create. More »