Topic: Designers Say The Darndest Things

What Would You Give For A Book Of Karl Lagerfeld Aphorisms?

Sample quotes include: “Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.” More »

Why Fashion People Call It “A Pant” And Not “Pants”

Are you constantly wondering why anyone would say something is “a good pant” rather than “pants?” Or “wear the heel” please, rather than “heels?” Good question! Really good question! More »

Donatella Versace Proclaims “I’m Not Like This Genetically,” World Reels From Fallout

Large congregations of fashion industry types can often result in moments of pure, elevated, frequently delightful obliviousness. Unfortunately, this weekend’s British Vogue Festival seemed like a pretty staid affair–Victoria Beckham‘s soundbite about her naked design process was as scintillating as things got.

Then along came Donatella Versace. More »

Victoria Beckham Designs Her Crazy Expensive Fashion Line… Naked

Designer of astoundingly expensive things for astoundingly rich people and possibly secretly awesome person Victoria Beckham has another quirk besides refusing to smile in photos: she designs said astoundingly expensive clothes… naked. More »

Gucci, Saint Laurent Apparently Very Popular Brands With Cokeheads

Apparently people who can spend thousands of dollars on ostrich skin skirts and blue velvet smoking jackets have a pretty laissez-faire attitude about drug use! Huh. More »

Guess What Karl Lagerfeld Has To Say About Kim Kardashian!

The only thing Karl Lagerfeld likes more than indiscriminate derision for everything is ~~this remarkable music video~~ throwing us curveballs. More »

Marc Jacobs Takes Off His Shirt, Talks Like A Douchebag (Semi-NSFW)

I don’t really like Marc Jacobs. There — I said it.

Oh, and here he is without clothes. More »

Tom Ford Says He Isn’t Gay

…But he is awesome. More »

Jean Paul Gaultier Reveals How He Came Out To His Parents

Jean Paul Gaultier–one of the great living courtiers–sat down for a chat with Out magazine this month and discusses, among other things, turning 60 (“No longer the enfant terrible! Now I am the old terrible”), his diet and… what happened when he floated the idea of being gay to his parents. More »

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Karl Lagerfeld Likes Adele, Even Though She’s “A Little Too Fat”

Chanel and Fendi designer/quote machine Karl Lagerfeld stopped by the Metro offices today to chat about mundane fashion-y topics like the Greek economic crisis, racism and M.I.A.‘s middle finger. However, our focus is on a statement the designer made regarding Adele. More »

Jean Paul Gaultier Calls Anna Wintour ‘Monstrous’

One of our favorite designers of all time Jean Paul Gaultier just went where precious few designers (editors/journalists/bloggers) fear to tread. He said something not totally glowing about American Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour. More »