Topic: Dresses

Teenagers Explain Why Their Homecoming Dresses Were Deemed Inappropriate

Teenagers Explain Why Their Homecoming Dresses Were Deemed Inappropriate
Sidney remarks:
This girl's mother claims:
Another girl's mother remarked:
Rylee says (and this makes me really sad)
This girl's mother writes:

Are they… inappropriately adorable?

Over half the teenagers attempting to attend the Stansbury High homecoming dance were turned away at the door because they were wearing dresses that revealed their knees. Also, this happened now. Now, not in 1929 or whenever this would last have been regarded as a shocking statement.

The students have started a Facebook page with photos from girls not allowed into the dance. Check these picures out (and hear the teens and their parents stories!) and see if there is a single dress you find inappropriate: More »

Here Is The World’s Most Expensive Dress

Here Is The World's Most Expensive Dress

Earlier this week, we learned that the beauty industry sets prices with a haphazardly labeled roulette wheel when Kelly Osbourne showed off her $250,000 black diamond manicure. Although it was painful to accept man’s downfall in such a mundane and pointless manner, at least it prepared us what’s happened since… the unveiling of the world’s most expensive dress, incidentally forged also in black diamonds… which are so rare and expensive, you can make dresses out of them and put them in nail polish. More »

Gallery: Lea Michele Finds, Wears, The Dress Version Of Herself

Gallery: Lea Michele Finds, Wears, The Dress Version Of Herself
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Last night for her appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Lea Michele selected an outfit that might just be the very essence of her personality distilled into clothing form: short, shiny, sheer, loud, and prone to bursting into song at random. How did Lea Michele find such a dress and how did it aid her in her journey towards self-actualization? I’m not sure I have all the answers, but let’s take a look. More »

Lea Michele’s Cleavage Makes A Highly Unanticipated Appearance On Letterman

Lea Michele’s Cleavage Makes A Highly Unanticipated Appearance On Letterman

Lea Michele wants you to know she’s sexy. She’s oozing sex. Seriously, someone grab a towel because that is sex appeal dripping off her body ontthe floor. It’s soaking the floor. That’s how sexy Lea Michele wants you to think she is when she’s away from Glee. That’s why she wore a cleavage-framing dress on The Late Show With Dave Letterman last night. More »

Can You Wear Whimsical Print Dresses? Can I? Can Anyone, Ever?

Can You Wear Whimsical Print Dresses? Can I? Can Anyone, Ever?
Oh, God, it's Monte Carlo
Studio 54 Akris print
Fine, I get it, Akris
More Lisa Perry Jeff Koons
Da dum

I mean “may anyone, ever” but it felt awkward to type, right?

Every time I see a Lisa Perry dress, which is inevitably inspired by some well known artist, I have an immediate impulse to say “Jeff KOONS, lady? I fucking love Jeff Koons! I will give you all the money in the world for this dress! Please excuse me while I hold up 7 banks!” I say that regardless of whether or not the artist inspiring the dress is Jeff Koons. I really just want to hold up some banks. More »

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