Old-timey royals were sculpted in marble; today we use buttercream. And then we eat them, because that’s hilarious. More
Topic: Food is Fashionable
Did you know the average American spends more than 30% of his or her adult waking life inside of a Trader Joe’s? Sooner or later, every kind of person will wind up wandering the slightly-too-narrow aisles and asking “Yo, is this “ethnic” label variation on Trader Joe racially problematic?” (The answer is often yes!) More
Who doesn’t want a cake made out of Coca-Cola? More
This is what happens when Mitt Romney loses, you guys. This is what happens to the nation. Donald Trump knew this would happen. More
Have you often thought to yourself: ‘I always think I will enjoy gumball machines more than I do?’ I do. Sure, the gumball machine seems all fun and futuristic with its round glass top (like a lightbulb, almost! A weird lightbulb!) and it’s so colorful, and full of pep, and it reminds you of childhood. And isn’t it great when the gumballs roll down the spirals? Hah! Rolling things! Fun for everyone but Sisyphus! More
That Twilight Zone episode would have been a lot more upbeat if it took place at the Henri Bendel Snack Bar. More
Are you tired of the traditional labor day Pimms Cup (this is traditional in the world of me, personally.) Do you find yourself flinging up your arms and shouting, “a true laborer would never drink the cucumber beverage served at Ascot?” I respect your strong opinions about odd things, and I have found a drink for you, eccentric and opinionated friend! More
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Were you excited about the new pizza Cinnabon? The “pizzabon?” Described as “a savory version of the famous, sizeable Cinnabon circle with melted cheese, pepperoni, and tomato sauce.” It sounds really exciting, if you like things that are disgusting, which I do. Well, fellow disgusting food lovers, be excited no more. More
Did you know it was Chick-Fil-A appreciation day yesterday? It was. My reaction was “why would they celebrate this now, when Intolerance day is so soon? It would be like having “sweetheart day” on February 13th.” No. Sorry. Joking. Intolerance day is not a real holiday, although I’m sure Hallmark is on it. But apparently people are coming out in droves to support Chick-fil-A. While I love (love) Chick-fil-A’s food and would, honestly, probably eat some nuggets if they were handed to me, I don’t love their outlook on homosexuality, and would prefer not to patronize a chain that opposes gay marriage so adamantly. So, I was curious if there were any people who supported it for reasons other than “they really oppose gay marriage.” Here are some tweets where people explain their views: More
Mercury is in retrograde! Eff everything! Everyone swear a bunch! More
Sometimes publicity stunts don’t totally suck! More
In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion and/or beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More