Topic: Karl Lagerfeld

Why Did Karl Lagerfeld Sketch Obama In This Bizarre Way?

Okay, this happened. Karl Lagerfeld made this picture for the German newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung. Are you ready for it? Click through. Brace yourself. More »

The Rise Of The Fonies Is Upon Us

Has the Internet’s obsession with ponies, bronies and Karl Lagerfeld gone TOO FAR? Has the merger of fashion and ponies created “fonies?” More »

Karl Lagerfeld Likes Kate Middleton’s Butt

Karl Lagerfeld isn’t exactly known for being nice (especially when it comes to women’s bodies). However, his coal-black heart ground to life this weekend and he managed to compliment a Middleton sister’s backside. Not the one you think! More »

Please Help Us Pick The Best Karl Item From Karl Lagerfeld’s Pop-Up Shop

Look, I just want something with a massive sillhouette of Karl Lagerfeld‘s head on it, okay? More »

Ashton Kutcher’s Karl Lagerfeld Impression Is Genuinely Terrible

Kucther doesn’t exactly know his way around accents, be they French, German… we think he was going for “fey, but also, like, European.” More »

New Couture Coke Bottles Are Out

Every time I see a couture coke bottle, I think “oh, God, Karl Lagerfeld, a fashion vampire who lives only off of raw fish and Diet Coke, would be so happy about this.” Then I remember how hard those bottles must be for him to hold with his bony little hands, and I feel sad.

On a side note, this is what Karl Lagerfeld looks like in my head: More »

Shockingly, Karl Lagerfeld Insults Someone Else But Doesn’t Use ‘Fat’ For A Change

Oh, Karl. Why so grumpy? At the rate you’re insulting people, you’re going to have even less friends than me! No one likes a grumpy-grump, you grumpster! More »

Strangely, Karl Lagerfeld Has Apologized For Calling Adele Fat

Earlier this week, Karl Lagerfeld called Adele “a little too fat.” No one who has ever heard Karl Lagerfeld speak was surprised. However, in an act of self-awareness for which we were wholly unprepared, Lagerfeld has issued an apology. More »

Karl Lagerfeld Likes Adele, Even Though She’s “A Little Too Fat”

Chanel and Fendi designer/quote machine Karl Lagerfeld stopped by the Metro offices today to chat about mundane fashion-y topics like the Greek economic crisis, racism and M.I.A.‘s middle finger. However, our focus is on a statement the designer made regarding Adele. More »

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Karl Lagerfeld Interviews Self, Redefines Narcissism

Nobody knows Karl Lagerfeld like Karl Lagerfeld. More »

Subtitles Make Karl Lagerfeld Sound Like An Alien

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I’ve been suspicious of subtitles ever since I saw a John Wayne movie with French subtitles in which John Wayne’s “gimme a shot of redeye” was translated as “un coupe, s’il vous plait!” So when I first saw this interview, … More »

Our Imaginary Interview With Karl Lagerfeld

“You’re never disappointed by your imagination,” -Karl Lagerfeld, 2011. More »

Karl Lagerfeld Designed A Special Collection For Net-a-Porter

Karl Lagerfeld doesn’t sleep: between his many designing duties (Chanel, Fendi, Lagerfeld) and collaborations (Macy’s Impulse), the man’s also a full-time fashion photographer, makes everything from wine labels to perfumes and has to devote an hour or two a day to hating ugly children. Still, he managed to fire off another collection: this time for online shopping powerhouse Net-A-Porter.
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Karl Lagerfeld, Did You Have A Childhood Teddy Bear?

Have you ever wondered? We’ve wondered a lot. More »

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