Topic: Photoshop

15 Insanely Photoshopped Vogue Covers

15 Insanely Photoshopped Vogue Covers

Despite the fact that she’s widely loved as an actress–and lauded as a crusader for more positive body image–there’s been a hefty internet-wide backlash to Kate Winslet‘s recently-dropped Vogue cover. Of course, the problem has nothing to do with Winslet herself… and everything to do with Vogue‘s over-eager retouchers.

But the painting of Winslet on the November cover isn’t exactly new territory for Voguethey recently hacked off Claire Danes‘ limbs, for one. Moreover, there are quite a few covers from the last ten years that rival Winslet’s for showcasing humans who don’t exactly resemble humans. Let’s take a look. More »

Photoshop Of Horrors: Anti-Gravity Handbag

Photoshop Of Horrors: Anti-Gravity Handbag

We’ve often thought there are two primary kinds of Photoshop fuck-ups. On the one hand, there’s the overzealous touching up–with enough buffing, scrubbing, lighting trickery and digital sweetening, this first kind of problem usually results in famous people looking nothing like themselves, in skin losing texture or internal organs magically disappearing. More generally, this first kind results in human bodies no longer looking anything like they belong to humans.

The second kind, though, that’s the kind we can all agree with. The fuck up. The blunder. The all out catastrophe…
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Photoshop Of Horrors: Finally! Shapewear That Removes Your Body Completely

Photoshop Of Horrors: Finally! Shapewear That Removes Your Body Completely

We see Photoshop everywhere: in magazines, on album artwork, in major fashion and beauty campaigns, on movie posters and even in our friends’ selfies on Facebook. But few places are more reliable for bottom of the barrel retouching than online stores: sometimes it’s just a few slices off the abdomen for slimming, sometimes the slicing and dicing results in irregular growths, sometimes the humanity is scrubbed away completely and sometimes people just be aliens. More »