Topic: Strange

Gallery: The Ten Sexiest Items From Yoko Ono’s Crotch-Centric New Menswear Line

Gallery: The Ten Sexiest Items From Yoko Ono's Crotch-Centric New Menswear Line

The eternally wackypants Yoko Ono has designed a menswear line for Opening Ceremony inspired by John Lennon‘s “sexy bod,” and what a menswear line it is. It’s got light-up jockstraps and nipple decorations and crotch decorations and cock and endless balls. Holy! Holy! Holy! The male bra and the mesh shirt and the butt hoodie are holy!

I asked my boyfriend, who is generally a dapper fellow, how he felt about the collection, and here’s what he had to say: More »

Gallery: Lady Gaga Puts A Hex On A Finnish Chanel Store For Failing To Show Her Proper Deference

Gallery: Lady Gaga Puts A Hex On A Finnish Chanel Store For Failing To Show Her Proper Deference

On a recent trip to Finland in search of purer, colder, more folklore-rich Chanel than the boring old Chanel you can buy in New York, Lady Gaga encountered a shop girl who made the unfortunate mistake of looking her in the eye. So untutored was she in the ways of American celebrity that she not only gazed into the Queen of pop’s forbidden face, but failed to smear her own with mud and soot so as not to risk appearing more beautiful than the Queen. The Queen was silent for a long time, then whirled around and exited the shop, only to return under cover of night to put a curse on the impudent Chanel store. Because everyone involved but the Queen is now dead, this story lives only in quiet whispers and the photos of her powerful ogre friend Terry. More »