I Was A Women’s Studies Minor Until My Professor Called Me Anti-Feminist
Makeup Inspired By: The Hangover, And All Hangovers I Have Had
Topless Painting Of Angelina Jolie Post-Masectomy Expected To Fetch $20,000
Red Carpet Rundown: Hardcore Glitter & Glamour At Cannes
Abercrombie & Fitch Is, Like, So Sorry For Being Exclusionary Jerks
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Ashley’s prediction just last week regarding Kim’s maternity wear was 100% accurate.
Oh, and side note: Can we collectively agree to never use the term “baby bump” again? Because I have a feeling 2013 will ruin it anyway… More
I am sincerely experiencing both jealousy and definite awe at this, the most glamorous usage of a Seinfeld character’s face that has ever and will ever strike the fashion world. More
If you need help figuring out who stylist Nicola Formichetti is working with now, think to yourself, who is the opposite of Lady Gaga? More
The eternally wackypants Yoko Ono has designed a menswear line for Opening Ceremony inspired by John Lennon‘s “sexy bod,” and what a menswear line it is. It’s got light-up jockstraps and nipple decorations and crotch decorations and cock and endless balls. Holy! Holy! Holy! The male bra and the mesh shirt and the butt hoodie are holy!
I asked my boyfriend, who is generally a dapper fellow, how he felt about the collection, and here’s what he had to say: More
Here is your daily reminder that combining obnoxious people with lots of money is a terrible idea. And also a reminder that other countries have way prettier money than we do. More
I just…I don’t know. More
Let’s be honest: Lindsay Lohan looks ridiculous about 80% of the time. However, she looked almost presentable at her own premiere. High five, Lindsay! More
I love you, shirtless jogging horse man. More
How to captivate your partner while you’re languishing in captivity. Remember, while you may not be able leave the castle, there are hundreds of other gorgeous, eligible princesses just itching to steal your robber baron/evil sorcerer/stone giant/talking lion the second he … More
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BUSTIER WANT FOOD. More
On a recent trip to Finland in search of purer, colder, more folklore-rich Chanel than the boring old Chanel you can buy in New York, Lady Gaga encountered a shop girl who made the unfortunate mistake of looking her in the eye. So untutored was she in the ways of American celebrity that she not only gazed into the Queen of pop’s forbidden face, but failed to smear her own with mud and soot so as not to risk appearing more beautiful than the Queen. The Queen was silent for a long time, then whirled around and exited the shop, only to return under cover of night to put a curse on the impudent Chanel store. Because everyone involved but the Queen is now dead, this story lives only in quiet whispers and the photos of her powerful ogre friend Terry. More
If you, like me, dislike wearing a bike helmet because it looks dorky and messes up your hair*, this might just be the perfect product for you. More
In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion and/or beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More
Am I the only one who thinks this? AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS?? More
