Topic: Summer

Emma Roberts Is Being Really Annoying About This Whole Kate Middleton Topless Thing

Emma Roberts Is Being Really Annoying About This Whole Kate Middleton Topless Thing

Sometimes things happen, like paparazzi taking pictures of you when you’re sunbathing in a remote house while on vacation in France (where topless sunbathing is pretty common). You know, like what just happened to Kate Middleton. When that happens, most of us just either shrug or say “wow, paparazzi are really invasive.” Not actress Emma Roberts! She tweets: More »

The New York Times Just Discovered Men Wear Shorts In The Summer

The New York Times Just Discovered Men Wear Shorts In The Summer

Remember last summer, when the New York Times discovered that sometimes, in the summer, women wear dresses? Dude. They have some new news. New news that you were almost certainly already aware of. Sometimes, in the summer, while women are wearing dresses, men wear shorts. Men do this even though the 5th rule of being a gentleman is “don’t wear shorts” (this was an arbitrary rule made up by a magazine, but I’ve decided it’s chiseled in stone). When something is obvious, The New York Times is on it! Unless it possibly contains the word “fuck!” More »

Pick Of The Week: All Rompers Everything

Pick Of The Week: All Rompers Everything
Checkered Romper
Cut-Out Romper
Floral Romper
Pink Velour Romper
Tropical Romper

How do I love rompers? Let me count the ways. Much like Jennifer, I dislike having to place more than one article of clothing upon my person in the morning. But unlike Jennifer, I love rompers, because I ride a bike around and climb up ladders to rooftops and dance on inappropriate surfaces and occasionally, get drunk and fall over, which are all things it’s better to do in a romper than a dress. Also, they’re versatile and flattering and possibly even sexy, provided you don’t get one that makes you look like a giant baby. Here are ten excellent rompers that I’ve found for you to consider purchasing this summer. More »

Japanese “Ice Bras”: An Eco-Friendly Way To Freeze Your Tits Off!

Japanese âIce Brasâ: An Eco-Friendly Way To Freeze Your Tits Off!

Regulating your core body temp can be a bitch in the summer, especially when you’re tugged by that annoying urge to “go green.” But Japanese manufacturer Triumph is here to save us! Or, at least those of us with breasts. Their “ice bras”—bras that contain built-in ice packs—were designed to be an eco-friendly way to help women stay cool during hot Japanese summers…because who needs A/C when you’re literally freezing your tits off! More »

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