So, Pat Robertson thinks that if your husband is cheating it’s probably your fault for being a bad homemaker? Really? I really, really thought, “Do not commit adultery” was an actual thing that applied to both genders. More
If everyone is doing it, then everyone should take a class in it. More
I went to see Iron Man 3 the other night (yes, before it came out, I roll really deep with some pretty cool people. I knocked over an entire table full of free popcorn, like cool people do) and I was charmed to see that it’s actually a romantic comedy cleverly disguised as an action movie. Basically, it’s about Pepper Pots and Iron Man trying make their relationship as a couple work. And the advice is not just, “Give more blowjobs!” I don’t want to spoil anything for you, but there’s some good advice in there. Namely: More
Pam Stenzel, a public speaker and Founder of Enlighten Communications, goes to schools to talk to children about abstinence. If you think, “Gosh, that would be a fairly difficult topic to address in a reasoned, sensible way,” you are correct! That is why Pam does it by telling teenagers that if they take birth control their mother probably hates them. And they really need to ask Jesus for forgiveness. More
Oh, my goodness, 1950′s dating videos. Marriage for Moderns will help you land a man, goddammit, and it will do it by getting you to suppress everything else about your personality. Behold the story of Eve and her cousin Mary. Eve has needs and desires, and Mary helps her crush them, by “changing herself first” before trying to change men. That is impossible. Here More
I was recently talking to a friend of mine about her problems (as friends do) and she expressed some exasperation over the fact that guys she knows keep trying to cheat on their girlfriends with her, through no perceived fault of her own. (Let’s call her “Ann,” as she is sweet and beautiful.) At least five guys. They are all slightly different scenarios (some of them really different) but put together, they make her concerned that there’s some flaw in her character that invites this type of nefarious activity, and that maybe there’s something she should be doing differently. More
Hey bitches — looking for tips on how to reject him without hurting his feelings? Your host Mari Correa has got some strong words of advice for you. More
Doubtless, after having read the article on how you need to marry a Princeton man, you are thinking to yourself “I am not currently at Princeton. I am going to kill myself.” STOP RIGHT THERE. First of all, maybe you can apply to Princeton. But really, look, I am going to be honest with you.
You are probably going to have to marry a wastrel or a rogue, if you marry at all.
UNLESS YOU GO TO THESE SEVEN PLACES I HAVE PICKED FOR YOU. More
Hey bitches, ready to talk about relationships (or a lack thereof)? This week on Upfront With Mari, our favorite office manager has got some wise words regarding singledom. Reader Sarah, who’s been out of relationships for a while, asked, “How do you deal with being single?”
Luckily, your host Mari has some experience loving her single life and she wants you to have that same feeling of happiness, too. Plus, her (way, way) future plans on where she wants to meet her next romance buddy (hint: it’s not the Internet). More
Hey bitches, let’s talk about dressing sexy! This week on Upfront With Mari, your host of never-ending knowledge Mari Correa is here to answer one of our wonderful reader’s questions. Julie asks, “How do you dress sexy without looking slutty?” More
In case you need a reminder, any dude who thinks he owns your vagina is not the dude for you. More