When I first decided to marry Olivier, my major concern was monogamy. Not that I wouldn’t be able to remain faithful, but that I’m signing up to only fuck one person for the rest of my life. This isn’t to … More
There’s a wonderful exchange in The Lady Eve where Henry Fonda asks Barbara Stanwyck what her ideal man would look like, and she replies, “I guess we all have ideals. Mine is a little short guy with lots of money.”
As much as I’m not a fan of chest hair, I think I’d prefer my dude to have it instead of waxing it. I’m not opposed to the idea of a man waxing anything, but if he were to do … More
Look, I make fun of Mr. Darcy all the time, and it’s mostly because I hate Jane Austen. It’s not really fair. I mean, sure, Mr. Darcy is terrible, but lots of romantic heroes are extremely overrated.
When I saw XOJane had a piece on how to stop dating “dumb dudes” I was pretty excited. Finally, tricks to meet the Mensa member who would insure my children have brains so large that their heads just bobbled about … More
Every time there’s a piece on sugar daddies (and God knows we’ve done some) we’ve noticed that the comment thread stays exactly the same. Inspired by The Toast’s brilliant piece on The Comment Section on Every Thread About Intimate Grooming, we’re going to try to break them down. Here is how it goes, 100% of the time. More
I’m going to try to assume that all of my romantic partners are escaped convicts, recently on the run from the law. More
There’s so much drama in there being no drama at all. More
Watch this ad and tell me if you see anything offensive. It’s like a Rorschach test! Except I’m trying to figure out what the hell people are so upset about. More
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If an ex, or anyone for that matter, shares the fact that you had an abortion, they’re an asshole. End of story. More
I blame the perfectly fitted suits for this one… More
For the record, you are definitely able to express your emotions without yelling and without putting anybody’s D in your M. More
Jay Gatsby was a jealous, jealous man. Don’t be Jay Gatsby, and don’t let your partner be Jay Gatsby either — no matter how lovely he is in a pink suit. More
How amazing is this weather? How much does it make you want to believe in love and get your dating act in gear? More