Topic: Engagement

Fact: If You Like To Party And Have Fun, No One Will Marry You

Are you a party girl? A coke whore? Do you think it’s fun to flash your boobs at the drop of a hat? More »

How Would You Feel If Your Ex Told Everyone About Your Abortion?

If an ex, or anyone for that matter, shares the fact that you had an abortion, they’re an asshole. End of story. More »

Sex Contracts Are On The Rise

Sex contracts are becoming more popular. Get everything in writing before you settle down and nothing will ever fail! More »

What Your Favorite Engagement Ring Says About You

I know we have disagreed a little bit lately about the kind of engagement rings we would like. If you would like to see the kind of engagement ring I would like, look above. I am going to use this picture every time I reference engagement rings until it bleeds into your brain. I am going to use it forever. I would accept variations on this theme. For instance… I could do without the tiny diamonds. I would also accept one band. One band is fine (although it looks heavy, right? Maybe it would be a bit heavy on my weird little ET fingers!)

I know that we disagree because we care, and also, you are all going to take a collection up for me – a single person – to get this ring. That’s because I know you! I see inside you, right to your pancreas, based on your ring choices! This is who you are. More »

Would You Pay For Your Own Engagement Ring?

Would you pay for your own engagement ring? Look, before we get into this – and we’ll get into it – we should probably look at some of the history behind engagement rings. More »

Your Musical Marriage Proposals On YouTube Make Me Sick

Oh, God, another one? Another musical marriage proposal posted on YouTube for the entire world to see? This one is set to “Thrift Shop” and contains lines like:

Walk into the club I’m like, “What up? I gotta big rock!”
Nah I’m just pumped up bought some ring from the bling shop.
Ice on her hand, it’s so damn frosty
That people like, “Damn! That’s some cold ass honkeys.”

She Said No! The 11 Worst Ways to Propose

There’s no wrong way to love someone — unless that way involves knives or excessive amounts of self-loathing — but there is a wrong way to propose. Actually, there are many wrong ways. They include flash mobs, pregnancy scares, and Tumblr. This is the beginning of a life long commitment, and it doesn’t have to be perfect, yet it needs to not be shitty. More »

Groomzillas Are Now A Thing

Jesus, you know, maybe we just should never get married. Maybe we should just avoid the whole thing, because, honestly, it’s all going to go awfully. Everyone is going to go insane. You, your mother in law, and now apparently, the groom. According to The Daily Mail, which is touching on the “rise of Groomzilla”: More »

World’s Most Virtuous Homeless Man

I am trying to celebrate Valentine’s day by looking for stories about people being lovely and loveable, and my favorite one so far is about this homeless man (Billy Ray Harris) who is a really good person. More »

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