Topic: Exes

The Better Breakup Checklist: How To Deal When A Relationship Ends

The Better Breakup Checklist: How To Deal When A Relationship Ends

It’s a pretty well-established truth of life that breakups are the WORST. And what do you know? The holidays have officially been declared break-up season. Unlike a summertime breakup where you can be all “whatevs I’m going to the beach,” with a holiday breakup, you’re faced with the prospect of going to holiday parties stag, the pressure of New Year’s Eve, and a long, bleak post-holiday winter. More »

10 Things You Need To Know About The Miley Cyrus Liam Hemsworth Breakup

10 Things You Need To Know About The Miley Cyrus Liam Hemsworth Breakup

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have broken up!

Well, they didn’t break up exactly. They “ended their engagement,” but for anyone in the world who has ever done so–or “taken a break” or “needed space”–the outlook is not good. Which is really shocking because, usually, when people get engaged at 19, it results in a baby after exactly nine months, followed by decades of resentment and yawning emotional distance. Then maybe a divorce. More »

I Dated My Best Friend’s Ex-Boyfriend & Now She Hates Me

I Dated My Best Friendâs Ex-Boyfriend & Now She Hates Me

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Dear Heather,

I need advice about my old best friend. Last year, I went through a really bad breakup and my best friend at the time was there to support me. Even though she was amazing, I did the wrong thing. Out of loneliness, I turned to my male friend (who also happened to be her ex) and we became friends with benefits and sort of dated. But after a little bit, I realized I was being stupid and put a stop to it. I also told my best friend the truth out of guilt. She was extremely hurt, but after a couple of months, things seemed more normal… until he told me he really liked me and she found out. More »

Russell Brand Says Sex With Katy Perry Was Like Being A Monk, Which Means Monks Are More Into Whipped Cream Than I Thought

Russell Brand Says Sex With Katy Perry Was Like Being A Monk, Which Means Monks Are More Into Whipped Cream Than I Thought

When Russell Brand dies, his gravestone will read, “yeah I’m the guy who married Katy Perry, but don’t judge me dude. I hated having sex with her. Like really hated it. Sometimes I would just think about it, years later, and vomit all over myself. Truth be told, that vomit on my shirt was more appealing than her.” Or at least that’s what I assume he’ll want remembered about him after hearing that he once again brought up how much he hated having sex with her at a recent comedy show. More »