Topic: Love

Things I Would Rather Be Able To Track Than My Boyfriend

Things I Would Rather Be Able To Track Than My Boyfriend

Much uproar was created earlier this week when a controversial Brazilian spying tool called “Boyfriend Tracker” was introduced to the Android app store. Apparently, the misogynistic dorks at Google would like the women of Brazil to remain in the dark as to whether or not their men are stepping out on them. But for those of us who do not care to track our significant others—either because we trust them not to cheat on us, or because we lock them in a reinforced steel cage each time we go out, as any caring girlfriend would—there remains a large untapped market for these types of apps. How untapped? Here are some things I would gladly pay money to be able to locate at all times. More »

11 Things I Have Noticed Since Moving In With My Male Life Partner

11 Things I Have Noticed Since Moving In With My Male Life Partner

I did it, y’all! After three years of hanging out with the same dude, I have trapped a man with my vagina begun living in sin signed a lease with my male life partner in a most grown-up-like fashion (plus guarantor). It’s been great so far, and it will be even more great when my workflow slows down enough so I can actually enjoy him. But living with a man you also date is not without its peculiarities. Here are eleven exciting observations I have made since moving in with my male life partner. More »