Remember, kids: it is significantly more important to perceive superiority over everyone else than to be pleased with one’s own life. More
SPOILERS. SO MANY.
Trudy has always been one of my favorite characters on Mad Men. I think she’s put up with a ton with very, very good spirits, and I’m pleased to see her getting some love this week. However, it’s for a reason that surprised me. More
Today, on Sick Sad World – women are now prostituting themselves for McDonald’s meals. Specifically, McNuggets. This is a real thing that I am not making up. More
Professor Hugo Schwyzer – who, full disclosure, is a friend to some of us here at The Gloss – teaches a college course in pornography. I almost certainly would have signed up for that class, because I would think it wouldn’t be that hard. HAHAHAHAHA, that’s what she said.
Oh, God, the very notion of this course sent me plummeting back to jokes that might have been relevant five years ago. I’m terribly sorry. I will try to think of better ones while we watch this video: More
How amazing is this weather? How much does it make you want to believe in love and get your dating act in gear? More
You’re superficial, according to science. So, deal with it. More
You may want to lay down the law, if you’re dating a “bro.” More
I have some pretty terrible news you guys: only 9% of Americans would have sex with a robot. You wouldn’t fuck a robot? Fuck you. They have tons of feelings. They have many more feelings than people. Every movie proves that. Imagine how much knowing that only 9% of people would sleep with them hurts their massive robot feelings.
This is how we all end up dead, you guys. This is how they turn. Every movie also proves that.
I’m not like the others. I’d have sex with you, robot friends!
(Maybe I’m a weirdo but I want to be a weirdo who lives, not one the robots harvest for fuel.) More
I’m really excited for this week’s Dating Hijinks, not just because it comes from a friend, but because it’s part of her lasting legacy of some of the crazy stuff she pulled in college. This particular “date” was one of her finest moments. More
Who says people in the Soviet Union didn’t know how to have fun? To look at this dirty alphabet book, they did nothing but suck and fuck in various configurations for the better part of the 20th century. Created in 1931 by popular Soviet state artist Sergei Dmitrievich Merkurov (who also sculpted numerous monuments to Joseph Stalin), this erotic ABC primer was meant to increase literacy rates in the adult population the only way Merkurov knew how: with a good old, fashioned, multi-person orgy.
Unlike all those boring children’s alphabets made of plants and animals, this alphabet is made out of fit young specimens of Soviet manhood putting communist babies in ladies’ tummies and sometimes their mouths, too. And as you can see, they’re not afraid to go down on women (modern!), or bring the occasional mythical creature into the mix (super modern!). Basically, there’s a lot we can learn from the Soviet Union, and you know I’m not talking about how to create a communist utopia. Enjoy. More
A very odd combination of stars filmed a porn film the other day. Teen Mom‘s Farrah Abraham and film/adult film actor James Deen shot a sex scene together that multiple porn companies are attempting to release. More
“Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, let’s do it, let’s fall in love…” More
Happy Friday, everyone! If you are still sitting at a desk in an office, chances are you are 100% checked out by now, for which I do not blame you. It’s fucking spring outside, at least in New York. Why not wile away the final thirty minutes of your work week by looking at pictures of cute men and handsome kittens? Because that’s what I’ve been doing for the past half hour or so.
As everyone knows, conventionally attractive people and cats are the two most viewed types of beings on the internet, and therein lies the genius of the Tumblr Des Hommes Et Des Chatons. (“Some men and some kittens.”) This visually appealing single-serving blog combines two great tastes that taste great together by scouring the internet for pictures of men and cats doing roughly the same pose and/or activity, then putting them together in an eye-gasm of greatness. See, folks? Cats are just like people! Or maybe people are just like cats. You be the judge. More