Topic: Lust

The 11 Perviest Tweets From People Who Are Super Excited That Kendall Jenner Is Legal

The 11 Perviest Tweets From People Who Are Super Excited That Kendall Jenner Is Legal

Happy 18th birthday to Kendall Jenner! As expected, Kendall’s birthday prompted plenty of sweet tweets from her fans wishing her an absolutely splendid day. It also prompted plenty of people to express their excitement over the fact that it’s now legal for them to have sex with her. These tweets ranged from “wink wink, nudge nudge” style references to her sister Kim Kardashian’s sex tape to very candid confessions about wanting to partake in all the sex with her. I combed through a lot of these tweets and chose a few of the perviest in the bunch for your reading pleasure and/or horror. Enjoy. More »

How To Have Sex Like The 1%

How To Have Sex Like The 1%

In these troubled economic times, most of us can only imagine what it would be like to live the lavish life. Luckily, fantasy is free!

Here are the fanciest, most luxurious, highest-of-the-high-end sex accessories that you’d probably own if your student loans weren’t so damn high. More »

10 Awful Songs To Hook Up To

10 Awful Songs To Hook Up To

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You know what I love? All these articles all over the internet about great songs to hook up to. And I don’t love them for the reason you might believe: I love how awful some of their selections are. Sure, some are great. I think that The XX have some great sexy slow-down indie tunes and there are some classic Usher songs that make you want to fan yourself. More »

10 Totally Effed Up Thoughts I Had Trying It In The Butt

10 Totally Effed Up Thoughts I Had Trying It In The Butt

I come across as more sexually adventurous than I really am, but much to my chagrin, my sexual proclivities lean to the prudish side. Considering my youth (a few weeks away from my 24th birthday,) I suppose I have years and years to learn how to get freaky, but as of now, I keep it vanilla. Not that I haven’t tried doing cool sex stuff–in fact, I’ve been trying to try it in the butt for ages. More »