Topic: Men

Russell Brand Says Sex With Katy Perry Was Like Being A Monk, Which Means Monks Are More Into Whipped Cream Than I Thought

Russell Brand Says Sex With Katy Perry Was Like Being A Monk, Which Means Monks Are More Into Whipped Cream Than I Thought

When Russell Brand dies, his gravestone will read, “yeah I’m the guy who married Katy Perry, but don’t judge me dude. I hated having sex with her. Like really hated it. Sometimes I would just think about it, years later, and vomit all over myself. Truth be told, that vomit on my shirt was more appealing than her.” Or at least that’s what I assume he’ll want remembered about him after hearing that he once again brought up how much he hated having sex with her at a recent comedy show. More »

Superman Would Be The Worst Boyfriend

Superman Would Be The Worst Boyfriend

I’m not one of those women who arbitrarily believe that superheroes make bad boyfriends. I am the opposite of those women. I am entirely open to the idea of dating a superhero. Tony Stark, for instance, seems like great boyfriend material as indicated by the fact that every Iron Man movie appears to be a charming domestic drama with additional explosions. More »

Men Cause Menopause

Men Cause Menopause

Were you thinking that it would be nice to just continue having your period forever and ever? Do you think it would be nice to have your first child around the age of seventy (actually sometimes I think that might be quite nice). Well, blame men. Men crushed your dreams. They are the reason menopause exists. More »

Patrick Stewart Speaks Out Against Domestic Violence Because He Is The Best

Patrick Stewart Speaks Out Against Domestic Violence Because He Is The Best

So, Patrick Stewart is pretty much the best person ever. Ever, in this history of the world. And not just because he just tried pizza. At Comicpalooza a fan mentioned his work to end domestic violence, saying that it had been very meaningful to her, and asked him what he was most proud of outside of his acting resume. Specifically she said “Besides acting, what are you most proud of that you have done in you life (that you are willing to share with us)?” More »