We hand picked the best of sexy robot hands and gold plated toys worthy of Kimye. More
Fox just denounced an anti-bullying class targeted at middle schoolers as “lesbian role play.” Take a moment. More
God I don’t even know how I’m writing this. I am so ready to drink. All I can think about is drinking. But I still have to write some shit for this column so I’m hopping on the lazy blogger bandwagon and just submitting a list More
Kevin Clash, who plays Elmo on Sesame Street, is accused of having a sexual relationship with an underage boy. But… Elmo is adorable. More
This is a picture of the introduction to the Twilight Zone because I legitimately do not know what kind of a world we are living in.
The Supreme Court, in a 4-3 ruling, just overturned the Sexual Assault Conviction of a man accused of raping a woman who “has severe cerebral palsy, has the intellectual functional equivalent of a 3-year-old and cannot verbally communicate.”
Do you know why? More
I swear, I almost never use the word misogynistic.
It’s partly because I don’t believe in a culture where we go around feeling victimized, and partly because I think it’s a term that gets wildly overused. Sometimes people are nasty to people just because they’re people, not because they’re women. By “sometimes” I mean “most of the time.”
So, when I kept hearing that The Newsroom was an incredibly misogynistic show, I thought, “Aaron Sorkin generally writes very well thought out female characters, people are probably just looking for an angle and have nothing else to write about.”
Then I watched the show. More
I mean, the answer is kind of obvious. More
Business is booming for Hallmark Mahogany, an imprint of Hallmark targeted solely at people with rich mahogany skin. I know because they released a Father’s Day card for black single mothers and I’ve been seeing this shit all over the internet. It gives me hope that Hallmark can make a killing off of perpetuating stereotypes because I’ve been trying to support my nitrous habit for a while (shit is prohibitively expensive) and so started a card company. If a big fish like Hallmark can trade in offensive, insensitive and ill-timed greeting cards, then maybe there’s hope in this world for a little guy like me. More
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I feel like every column begins with me making an uncomfortable joke about how long it’s been since the last one, like “Ha ha! Sorry! I’ve been in a k-hole for two weeks!” or “You can’t just crank out gold when you’re fucked up on quaaludes, sluts!” or “I’m desperately lonely.” Anyway, all of that’s true. Mixing Special K and quaaludes is awesome. More