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Here’s A Lovely Message From Amy Poehler To All The Bad Dancers Out There

Hereâs A Lovely Message From Amy Poehler To All The Bad Dancers Out There

As always, Amy Poehler continues to deliver valuable advice to middle schoolers through her Ask Amy series that I can apply to my very own life. Also, where was she when I was in middle school? Kids today, they just don’t know how good they have it! They have the amazing and magnificent Amy Poehler answering their questions on a frequent basis, I had AOL chatrooms. One doles out words of wisdom and one taught me that honey is not really vital to mention when cybering. More »

Topless Painting Of Angelina Jolie Post-Masectomy Expected To Fetch $20,000

Topless Painting Of Angelina Jolie Post-Masectomy Expected To Fetch $20,000

If you have a spare $20,000 and were wondering what you might spend it on, there’s a portrait of Angelina Jolie post-double mastectomy by Johan Andersson. The proceeds will go towards Falling Whistles charity that campaigns for peace in the Congo (a cause which Angelina Jolie cares about, and was a good deal less predictable than a breast cancer charity).You can see it here. It is extremely tasteful! More »

There Is A Bikini For Women Who Want Satanic Tan Lines

There Is A Bikini For Women Who Want Satanic Tan Lines

You know, I think there were approximately three weeks when I was 13 immediately after watching The Craft where I would have been the prime market for this pentagram bikini. Basically The Craft taught me that it was cool to be into the occult and hang out at the beach, which I’m pretty sure was not its intended purpose, but that perspective on the world worked okay for those three pre-teen weeks. They would have worked out even better if I’d had this Bikini from MASSBlack’s ritual collection:
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Villainess Style:The White Witch For Memorial Day

Villainess Style:The White Witch For Memorial Day

It’s almost Memorial Day! I bet you have a ton of Whites parties to go to. In my head you are apparently A) a 19th century haute bourgeois New Yorker or B) a close personal friend of P. Diddy. I don’t know. Someone you know might be throwing a white party for memorial day. Draw inspiration from the White Witch as played by Tilda Swinton, who’ll remind you that all the white summer outfits you buy can last well into winter. More »

Julianne Moore Gracefully Calls Out Sexism In The Media

Julianne Moore Gracefully Calls Out Sexism In The Media

I’ve always admired Julianne Moore. She always sounds thoughtful, she’s a great actress, and she has an awesome side career as a children’s book author. She’s also not afraid to talk about feminism. Hence, I was not too surprised when I saw a quote from her latest magazine profile where she thoughtfully discusses the different ways interviewers approach male and female subjects. More »